Tanbopkon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-knowing scorpion.

Tanbopkon created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanbopkon, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tanbopkon, he will strike you with lightening.

Tanbopkon's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Tanbopkon's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Tanbopkon.

2. Always obey Tanbopkon's priests.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Tanbopkon loves gulls, so they must be honoured.