Xindum is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, wise hyena.

Xindum created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Xindum, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Xindum, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Xindum's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Xindum's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick goats.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Snails are not to be trusted.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xindum.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.