Negpondot is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciful monkey.

Negpondot created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Negpondot, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Negpondot, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Negpondot's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Negpondot's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never hop in the presence of grasshopers.

5. Never write about planets.