Dussgodflow is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, capable mongoose.

Dussgodflow created an atom three million years ago.

If you believe in Dussgodflow, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dussgodflow, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dussgodflow's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Dussgodflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never mention dogs.

3. Erect a large tin sculpture of Dussgodflow on top of all buildings.

4. Never feed spinach to shrews while wearing pink jumpers.

5. Do not speak about lemons.
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