Catkarhug Hadbesslat Janveenhap is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witty deer.

Catkarhug Hadbesslat Janveenhap created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Catkarhug Hadbesslat Janveenhap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Catkarhug Hadbesslat Janveenhap, she will turn you into a slug.

Catkarhug Hadbesslat Janveenhap's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Catkarhug Hadbesslat Janveenhap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of bananas to snails while wearing orange dresses.

2. Never wear indigo tights.

3. Never think about spacetime near goats while wearing turquoise stockings and balancing three zinc spheres on your legs.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.