Bissweecut is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, generous hyena.

Bissweecut created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissweecut, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bissweecut, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bissweecut's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bissweecut's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention geese.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bissweecut.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.