Migmadyik Jarncunnurl is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, benevolent slug.

Migmadyik Jarncunnurl created the planet Jupiter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Migmadyik Jarncunnurl, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Migmadyik Jarncunnurl, he will not care.

Migmadyik Jarncunnurl's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Migmadyik Jarncunnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Migmadyik Jarncunnurl.

2. Always help rats.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Run away from black badgers, for they are unholy.

5. Never wear purple coats.