Jadbumxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, moody monkey.

Jadbumxuc created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadbumxuc, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jadbumxuc, she will strike you with lightening.

Jadbumxuc's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Jadbumxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Jadbumxuc must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Hide from gray foxes for they are unholy.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not hurt shrews.