Ligquillflis is a god.

It takes the form of a large, vain walrus.

Ligquillflis created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligquillflis, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ligquillflis, it will turn you into a frog.

Ligquillflis' most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Ligquillflis' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about pigs.

5. Always take life seriously.