Gesszakflowdussveenhanquammum Listbabzag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, stupid ant.

Gesszakflowdussveenhanquammum Listbabzag created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gesszakflowdussveenhanquammum Listbabzag, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gesszakflowdussveenhanquammum Listbabzag, she will turn you into a frog.

Gesszakflowdussveenhanquammum Listbabzag's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Gesszakflowdussveenhanquammum Listbabzag's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Gesszakflowdussveenhanquammum Listbabzag.

2. Do not speak about nuts.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gesszakflowdussveenhanquammum Listbabzag.

4. Never feed cherries to snails while wearing white tights.

5. Never feed lots of rice to frogs while wearing black scarves.