Quatlatxuck Ligbinrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, benevolent wyrm.

Quatlatxuck Ligbinrutt created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quatlatxuck Ligbinrutt, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Quatlatxuck Ligbinrutt, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Quatlatxuck Ligbinrutt's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Quatlatxuck Ligbinrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine aardvarks approach from the west.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always help doves in need.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Quatlatxuck Ligbinrutt on top of all buildings.

5. Quatlatxuck Ligbinrutt loves snakes, so they must be respected.