Budgetnutt is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, two-faced dryad.

Budgetnutt created the Tadpole Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budgetnutt, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Budgetnutt, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Budgetnutt's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Budgetnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never write about dark matter.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Never hurt seals.