Vabwadfad is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, wise gorilla.

Vabwadfad created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Vabwadfad, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vabwadfad, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Vabwadfad's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Vabwadfad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Vabwadfad on top of important buildings.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never feed peas to dogs while wearing mauve stockings.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vabwadfad.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.