Hinlabdon is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, irritating fly.

Hinlabdon created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hinlabdon, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hinlabdon, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hinlabdon's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Hinlabdon's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Never jump in the presence of manatees.

4. Never paint your head violet.

5. Never eat limes.
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