Flygarmig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, pitiless shark.

Flygarmig created vertebrates five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flygarmig, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flygarmig, she will turn you into a rock.

Flygarmig's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Flygarmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Hide from magenta nematodes for they are unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Put Flygarmig first in all things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.