Cubvadflow is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, tiresome porpoise.

Cubvadflow created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cubvadflow, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cubvadflow, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cubvadflow's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cubvadflow's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.
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