Rip Mobrowmegraksakcetquafarm is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unselfish pigeon.

Rip Mobrowmegraksakcetquafarm created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rip Mobrowmegraksakcetquafarm, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rip Mobrowmegraksakcetquafarm, it will turn you into a sheep.

Rip Mobrowmegraksakcetquafarm's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Rip Mobrowmegraksakcetquafarm's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are not to be trusted.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Hide if nine gulls approach from the south.

4. Never sit near shrews.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.