Zognarlgup is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, weak dragon.

Zognarlgup created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zognarlgup, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zognarlgup, he will turn you into a tree.

Zognarlgup's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Zognarlgup's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ants.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Never write about enzymes.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Zognarlgup.

5. Zognarlgup loves doves, so they must be honoured.