Linstighomzag is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless
seal.
Linstighomzag created energy eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Linstighomzag, he will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Linstighomzag, he will ignore you.
Linstighomzag's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Linstighomzag's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Always wear magenta.
5. Never talk about fire.