Carvonnan is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, happy armadillo.

Carvonnan created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carvonnan, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Carvonnan, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Carvonnan's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Carvonnan's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Carvonnan's priests.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Carvonnan.

4. Never wear purple trousers.

5. Do not hurt bats.
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