Tondidbam is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, tranquil owl.

Tondidbam created silver nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tondidbam, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tondidbam, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tondidbam's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Tondidbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Do not speak about corn.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.