Dudraptam Tardavdab Mottamfom is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, almighty ferret.

Dudraptam Tardavdab Mottamfom created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Dudraptam Tardavdab Mottamfom, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dudraptam Tardavdab Mottamfom, she will turn you into a snail.

Dudraptam Tardavdab Mottamfom's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Dudraptam Tardavdab Mottamfom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine gold sculptures of Dudraptam Tardavdab Mottamfom on top of important buildings.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. You must love Dudraptam Tardavdab Mottamfom.