Cebbessmob is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unthinking fox.

Cebbessmob created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cebbessmob, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cebbessmob, she will curse you with boils.

Cebbessmob's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Cebbessmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always help pigs.

2. Always obey Cebbessmob's priests.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Never mention mites.