Nibnigflat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, charitable dragonfly.

Nibnigflat created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibnigflat, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nibnigflat, she will strike you with lightening.

Nibnigflat's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Nibnigflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force near sharks while wearing pink coats and balancing three silver spheres on your arms.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Never wear black stockings.

5. Always look after injured horses.