Vidzanlun is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthinking cat.

Vidzanlun created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vidzanlun, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vidzanlun, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Vidzanlun's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Vidzanlun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven iron sculptures of Vidzanlun on top of important buildings.

2. Never write about chromosomes.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vidzanlun.

4. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Feed all hungry birds.