Metwigwad is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, flying elephant.

Metwigwad created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Metwigwad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Metwigwad, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Metwigwad's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Metwigwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

4. Hide from turquoise porpoises for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.