Mobzogcit is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, cheerful wyrm.

Mobzogcit created a top quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobzogcit, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mobzogcit, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Mobzogcit's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Mobzogcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Never feed cherries to monkeys while wearing yellow coats.

3. Always look after injured rats.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.