Fliggovbin is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, astonishing centipede.

Fliggovbin created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fliggovbin, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fliggovbin, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Fliggovbin's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Fliggovbin's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fliggovbin.

3. Always treat moths with great respect.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Feed all hungry horses.