Fedmetquartbab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, competent raccoon.

Fedmetquartbab created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Fedmetquartbab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fedmetquartbab, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Fedmetquartbab's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Fedmetquartbab's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always help grasshopers in need.

5. You must never eat tomatoes.