Yarpmilbap is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able chicken.

Yarpmilbap created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yarpmilbap, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yarpmilbap, she will destroy your home solar system.

Yarpmilbap's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Yarpmilbap's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

2. Never sprint near tortoises.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near goats while wearing orange stockings and balancing four lead spheres on your hands.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Yarpmilbap on top of all buildings.