Manflandoss is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, capable penguin.

Manflandoss created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manflandoss, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Manflandoss, it will be mildly annoyed.

Manflandoss' most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Manflandoss' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry monkeys.

2. Never feed cucumbers to cats while wearing scarves.

3. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

5. Never eat bark.