Artnatnar is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, quiet mole.

Artnatnar created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Artnatnar, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Artnatnar, it will turn you into a mole.

Artnatnar's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Artnatnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always help ducks in need.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

5. Do not shave your feet.