Migdubgud is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, cheerful bird.

Migdubgud created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migdubgud, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Migdubgud, it will jump up and down on your head.

Migdubgud's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Migdubgud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near ducks while wearing magenta rings and balancing nine iron spheres on your neck.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

4. Do not kill tortoises.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.