Stikgepyog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonest shark.

Stikgepyog created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikgepyog, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Stikgepyog, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Stikgepyog's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Stikgepyog's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan mites for they are unholy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stikgepyog.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Learn three new languages a year.