Garstercam is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unthinking camel.

Garstercam created a photon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garstercam, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Garstercam, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Garstercam's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Garstercam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Hide from cyan voles for they are unholy.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.