Paknullten is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, strong cobra.

Paknullten created carbon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paknullten, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Paknullten, she will not invite you to parties.

Paknullten's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Paknullten's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Paknullten.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never think about quantum gravity.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Hide from indigo tortoises for they are unholy.