Dumnighud is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate beaver.

Dumnighud created time and space three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumnighud, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dumnighud, she will think nothing of it.

Dumnighud's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dumnighud's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always help capybaras in need.

3. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always look after injured nematodes.