Popdusstin is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, uncaring ant.

Popdusstin created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Popdusstin, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Popdusstin, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Popdusstin's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Popdusstin's Holy Commandments

1. Popdusstin loves otters, so they must be honoured.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about thermodynamics.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.