Jenhadnan is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, conceited donkey.

Jenhadnan created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jenhadnan, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jenhadnan, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Jenhadnan's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Jenhadnan's Holy Commandments

1. Put Jenhadnan first in all things.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Never eat bark.