Karnarllid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, clever swan.

Karnarllid created the Sunflower Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karnarllid, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Karnarllid, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Karnarllid's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Karnarllid's Holy Commandments

1. Karnarllid must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Karnarllid on top of all buildings.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics.