Goncaphamhotdussrat is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, vain troll.

Goncaphamhotdussrat created energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Goncaphamhotdussrat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Goncaphamhotdussrat, it will turn you into a mole.

Goncaphamhotdussrat's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Goncaphamhotdussrat's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Goncaphamhotdussrat.

2. Feed all hungry mice.

3. Never write about bacteria.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in red.