Sogflapsom is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, egotistical hyena.

Sogflapsom created an atom twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sogflapsom, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sogflapsom, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Sogflapsom's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Sogflapsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four badgers in a large pit.

2. Never paint your head gray.

3. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

4. Always wear green.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near bats while wearing orange shoes and balancing seven zinc spheres on your chest.