Gepbagrilwod is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, unthoughtful hyena.

Gepbagrilwod created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepbagrilwod, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gepbagrilwod, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gepbagrilwod's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Gepbagrilwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about beans.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Never talk about hamsters.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never think about dark matter near turtles while wearing gray tights and balancing nine gold spheres on your head.