Bellbogdimnil is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, egotistical lion.

Bellbogdimnil created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellbogdimnil, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bellbogdimnil, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bellbogdimnil's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bellbogdimnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Never feed corn to sharks while wearing brown boots.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Never talk about optics.

5. Never think ill of sick frogs.