Jadfetdum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, omniscient jellyfish.

Jadfetdum created a photon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Jadfetdum, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jadfetdum, it will laugh at you.

Jadfetdum's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Jadfetdum's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Retreat if four aardvarks approach from the north.

4. Always help sick great tits.

5. Always obey Jadfetdum's priests.