Zedbugguttarpxemcin is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, idiotic butterfly.

Zedbugguttarpxemcin created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedbugguttarpxemcin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zedbugguttarpxemcin, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zedbugguttarpxemcin's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Zedbugguttarpxemcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never mention pigs.

5. Do not speak about oranges.