Zedbugguttarpxemcin is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, idiotic
butterfly.
Zedbugguttarpxemcin created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zedbugguttarpxemcin, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Zedbugguttarpxemcin, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Zedbugguttarpxemcin's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Zedbugguttarpxemcin's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Learn three new languages a year.
3. Pray towards the south.
4. Never mention pigs.
5. Do not speak about oranges.