Hom is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ill-tempered swan.

Hom created a bottom quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hom, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hom, it will think nothing of it.

Hom's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Hom's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear turquoise stockings.

2. Do not eat grapes.

3. Do not keep seven nematodes in a large pit.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not take Hom's name in vain.
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