Gemcepmip is a god.
She takes the form of a very fat, merciful
lobster.
Gemcepmip created an atom nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gemcepmip, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Gemcepmip, she will send minions to preach to you.
Gemcepmip's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.
Gemcepmip's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about figs.
2. Never think about quantum mechanics near snakes while wearing indigo corsets and balancing four iron spheres on your head.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Never write about dark matter.
5. Do not make images of living things.