Cinsabfud is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unfair zebra.

Cinsabfud created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinsabfud, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cinsabfud, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Cinsabfud's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cinsabfud's Holy Commandments

1. Cinsabfud loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. You must love Cinsabfud.

5. Hide from indigo seals for they are unholy.