Hugcusscid Arplinged is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, strong
rhinoceros.
Hugcusscid Arplinged created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hugcusscid Arplinged, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Hugcusscid Arplinged, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Hugcusscid Arplinged's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Hugcusscid Arplinged's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Hugcusscid Arplinged in the centre of the settlement.
2. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a building before entering it.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.
4. Never write about planets.
5. Do not covet oxen.